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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more
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| "Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more
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