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| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 00/11/2008 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.""Wow! Thats quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?""Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she wont even speak to me!" | | | |
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