| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
|
| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
|
| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
|
| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
|
| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
|
| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
|
| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
|
