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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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