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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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