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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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