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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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