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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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