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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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