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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 07/02/2012 | | Views: | 179 | | | | Joke: | A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?Her mother replied, Of course it is dear!The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?Her mother replied, No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old." | | | |
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