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| Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!... more
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| When do burgers quit their jobs?The day they decide to meat LOAF!... more
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| What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more
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| Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!... more
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| What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold... more
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| Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Vegetarians!... more
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| When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go?Oh, ewe know!... more
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| Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!... more
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| Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!... more
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| How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... more
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