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| When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!... more
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| Which is the meat patties least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!... more
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| Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!... more
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| 4. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more
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| 5. | Category: Burger jokes |
| When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go?Oh, ewe know!... more
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| 6. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!... more
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| 7. | Category: Burger jokes |
| What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?Its PAN-demonium!... more
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| 8. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)... more
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| 9. | Category: Burger jokes |
| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more
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| What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.... more
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