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| Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
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| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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