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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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