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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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