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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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