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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 24/01/2012 | | Views: | 143 | | | | Joke: | The Ten Commandments Of EmploymentIf it rings, put it on hold.If it clunks, call the repairman.If it whistles, ignore it.If its a friend, stop work and chat.If its the boss, look busy.If it talks, take notes.If its handwritten, type it.if its typed, copy it.If its copied, file it.If its Friday, forget it! | | | |
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