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| | Category: | Ethnic jokes | | Date Added: | 09/10/2008 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.""Oh really, hmm, didnt know that."Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didnt care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just dont know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!""Oh really, hmm, didnt know that."Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "Youre right. Hes unshakable!"The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, Ill really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped hi m on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!""Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me." | | | |
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