| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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