| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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