| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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