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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:16/12/2008
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Views:13
 
Joke:It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
 
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