| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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