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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/12/2008
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Joke:While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113."They got out and measured their rig, which was 124.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Lets take a chance!"
 
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