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| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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