| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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