| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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