| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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