| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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