| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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