| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more
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