| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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