| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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