| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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