| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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