| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
|
| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
|
| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more
|
| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
|
