| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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