| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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