| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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