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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:01/12/2008
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Joke:A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40!" the driver protested."Not according to my radar," the trooper said."Yes, I was!" the man shouted back."No you werent!" the trooper said.With that, the mans wife leaned toward the window and said,Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband whenhes been drinking."
 
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