| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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