| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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