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| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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