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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:06/12/2008
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Views:20
 
Joke:A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitchhikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive onAlong the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty sonof %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hitand run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,"Dont worryi got him with the gas can!"
 
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