| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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