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| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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