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| | Category: | Car and train jokes | | Date Added: | 20/11/2008 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening hes half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if hes all right."Ive got a problem, Boss. Im stuck ere. Ive hit a pig!""Ah well, these things happen sometimes," the boss says. "Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark.""But hes not dead, boss. Hes gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and Ive tried to untangle him, but hes kicking and squealing, and hes real big boss. Im afraid hes gonna hurt me!""Never mind," says the boss. "Theres a .303 under the tarp in the back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass off the road and come on home." "Okay, boss."Another half an hour goes by, but theres still not a peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "Whats the problem, son?""Well, I did what you said boss, but Im still stuck.""Whats up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?""Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck." | | | |
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