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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:25/05/2013
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Joke:WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculous."WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You dont even know what a carburettor is. Ill check it out.Wheres the car?"WIFE: "In the pool."
 
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