| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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