| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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