| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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