| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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