| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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