| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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