| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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