| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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