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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:15/12/2008
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Joke:Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "youve lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "Ive got a spare one in the trunk."
 
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