| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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