| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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