| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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