| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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