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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:20/81/2008
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Joke:On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If youre going to hit anything, make sure its cheap."
 
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