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| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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